Luke And Sassy Scott

Last week you heard Scott's 'nightmare fuel' story that he told on Abbie Chatfield's podcast It's A Lot. Now it's time to hear Luke's story, which is much less graphic and involves much less foreskin, but is almost equally as messed up and may get him into some trouble as he exposes an ex girlfriend. I guess when you're gaslit and blind-sighted, the only thing to do is tell everyone about it on a podcast.

If you want more f*cked up nightmare fuel stories with Abbie, check out her podcast It's A Lot wherever you get your pods.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scottand Abbie Chatfield

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

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If that title isn't enough of a warning, well then that's on you! We were recently interviewed by Abbie Chatfield on her podcast It's A Lot where she gets people to tell extremely f*cked up 'nightmare fuel' stories, and the story Scott chose to tell involves a murder motel, a man in his 50s, his ute and his foreskin. Yeh, it's graphic alright.

If you can handle it, strap in to hear the story, and then next week Lukaboy will bring us his nightmare fuel which involves being gaslit and blind-sighted.

If you want more f*cked up nightmare fuel stories with Abbie, check out her podcast It's A Lot wherever you get your pods.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scottand Abbie Chatfield

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's time for Luke to set Scott another challenge, and about time Luke wins one seeing as the current scoreboard is Scott - 4, Luke - 0! This time, it's mum who cops the prank call and what Scott is asking of her is a tough listen. We nearly broke poor mum!

Despite the fact that Scott doesn't believe in God, it turns out he met him. And this isn't like the time he met that homeless dude who claimed to be Jesus, Scott actually saw the Lord in the flesh.... apparently.

Ever had a happy ending massage? Scott has. And it turns out it's all Producer Mandy wants from her husband for her birthday, but he won't do it. Let's see if we can convince him to grant her this birthday wish.

Today's Sibling Squabble is from Lindsy, and we know we said no violent stories but this kind of involves murder... not real murder but a staged one.

Also, soz if you were hoping for the song reveal in today's ep... we've had a slight hold up and will deliver it to you as soon as we can!

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brace yourself - our song has been complete. You've heard us come up with lyrics for our song 'Sassy Boy' ft. Zoe Badwi, but is it the "hit" we keep saying it's going to be?

Our dad had a midlife crisis when we were a bit younger and it wasn't getting a sports car, it wasn't banging some younger chick, it wasn't getting botox... it was actually something very sweet.

Today's Sibling Squabble comes in from Terri-Anne, which sparks a story from our childhood to do with knives underneath a door (do not try it at home).

Head to our Instagram page@lukeandsassyscottpodcast, click the survey link in the bio and fill it out to either win a guaranteed FaceTime call with us*, or the chance at $100. You can also find the survey here -https://form.typeform.com/to/s9phoqld

* We will do our best to call everyone but depending on how many people select that option, there's only so much time in a day.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

'Sassy Boy' song: Composed and produced by Sean Sines and Martin Badder

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We have a backing track for our hit song 'Sassy Boy'! Now we just have to write some lyrics to it... and look it wasn't easy. Luke has to rap a verse, which brings down our chances of it becoming a 'hit'.

Our mum ruined Christmas when we were younger - she was just trying to be nice, but there are certain times where being nice is not allowed, and this was one of them.

We somehow got the opportunity to interview some of the biggest RnB artists in the world recently, but in classic Luke & Sassy Scott fashion, we were wildly unprofessional and think we may have screwed up our chances of being asked back. Whoops.

This week's Sibling Squabble comes in from Amy, and she has set the bar of what type of Sibling Squabbles we want you to send in. If your story is just as good, send it to the@lukeandsassyscottpodcast instagram page.

While you're on our Instagram page, click the survey link in the bio and fill it out to either win a guaranteed FaceTime call with us*, or the chance at $100. You can also find the survey here -https://form.typeform.com/to/s9phoqld

* We will do our best to call everyone but depending on how many people select that option, there's only so much time in a day.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As you'd know, Luke loves setting Scott a challenge, but this time it's much more than just a prank phone call. Scott's challenge is to follow through with something he mentioned a few episodes back where he joked about releasing a hit song with actual legit singer Zoe Badwi.

Scott thought the word Rendezvous was pronounced 'ren-dez-vuss' instead of 'ron-day-voo'. And it turns out he's not the only one who has gotten a word terribly wrong. If your name is Penelope, wait til you hear what one guy thought your name was!

We speak to a guy who has the most fascinating job not just in Australia, but the world, in fact he's the only person in the world with this job. He's a Coffin Confessor and is paid to rock up to funerals and drop bombshells on behalf of the dead. We ask him about some of the most f***ed up announcements he's had to make.

This week's Sibling Squabble was sent in from Chloe whose story accidentally ended up being an ad for Ajax Spray'n'Wipe #notsponsored. Send your story in to the @lukeandsassyscottpodcast page on Instagram.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Stubbs brothers are back! We introduced you to another set of Tiktok brothers Ben & Samuel Stubbs last week, and this time they're back to tell the hilarious story of a mistaken word that left Ben feeling like an idiot. He's not alone though, wait til you hear about Scott's rendezvous.

Scott's Spray is where Scott has something to say and if you get in his way you will cop a spray. It's back today (okay enough with the rhyming) and this time he's coming for you if you're someone who forces your drinking habits onto a sober person.

If you're not okay with poo chat, you'll need to skip from 12:14 - 20:01. But if you can handle it, OH MY GOD this shit is wild. Literally. Scott is currently playing a part in a poo transplant and explains every.. single.. gross.. detail.

Luke did something during the filming of a Tiktok video that Scott ended up cracking it over, and speaking of cracking it's to do with an egg on the head. Listen carefully to how both Luke & Scott completely miss all of producer Mandy's egg puns too.. 🙄

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a big night out, Luke found a video on his phone that had us in stitches. Although it was hilarious for us, it was very regretful for someone else. We then asked what did you realise you did after a night out, and you guys sure did send in some cringe stories.

Four our international audience - you've probably always wondered what the Acknowledgement of Country is at the start of our episodes, and for our fellow Aussies - a few of you may be wondering why we do it. Well to explain it, we've brought in Tiktok legends, the Stubbs brothers (Samuel Stubbs and Ben Stubbs), who are proud Aboriginal men and articulate the importance of it perfectly.

This week's Sibling Squabble comes in from Sharne, and we're not going to lie, it's a tad on the violent side. No more violent stories guys, please! We'll get shut down.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Audio imager: Nat Marshall

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Usually we're working against one another in any sort of game, quiz or challenge... this time, we have to work together (which isn't easy) as we see how predictable our own mother is. Our producer Mandy asked our mum Des a bunch of questions about us, and we have to see if we can predict what her answers were.

When you're told a lie as a kid, it tends to stay with you for life! Scott told Luke a lie as kids about the two dogs that lived down the street, and this sparked proper trauma for poor Lukaboy that he still remembers so vividly to this day.

This week's Sibling Squabble comes in from Mikayla, and it has to do with putting a toothbrush where no one should ever put a toothbrush. It then sparks a conversation about how women pee in the shower and things get a little graphic!

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love a dirty little family secret, and even more than that, we love spilling the goss about it on this podcast. Look out family, no one is safe! This affair was between a family member and someone who works high up in the government... hopefully they don't come after us.

Recently we told you the shithead things we did as kids - now it's your turn. Can any of you guys top Scott's story of lighting a bag of shit on fire on someone's doorstep and running away? The answer is yes.

Scott's Spray is back, so move out of his way if you're a dog owner and you do this particular thing in the dog park. We've all encountered this type of person when walking our dogs, and it's just unacceptable!

Today's Sibling Squabble comes in from Abby, where she may have ruined her brother's chances of becoming famous. If you have a story of the most f****d up thing you've done to a sibling, or they've done to you, send a voice memo to our@lukeandsassyscottpodcast Instagram page.

CREDITS:

Hosts: Luke And Sassy Scott

Producer: Mandy Catalano

Supervising Producer: Lem Zakharia

Executive Digital Producer: Oscar Gordon

Social and Video Producer: Amy Code

Video Editor: Bailey McCabe

Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh

Talent Manager: Kirsty Kassabis

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.