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Meet Mombuscus

42m · Toby Sucks At Podcasts - Audio · 25 Feb 01:12

This is the fourth episode of the new Tobuscus podcast: TOBY SUCKS AT PODCASTS, starring Toby Turner (who will always suck at podcasts), where you finally get to meet the woman herself: Mrs. Buscus, Mommybuscus, Overlord of Awesomeness, the original executive producer of Tobuscus... MOMBUSCUS! Toby PRANK CALLS JENNA MARBLES about her Depressing Song footage by saying that there's now an accidentally leaked Jenna Marbles nude video floating around the internet. He blames it on his "editor"... I wonder who that could be. And no, there wasn't really any nude Jenna Marbles footage so stop asking in the comments. Gabuscus and Tim join Toby to introduce his mother and then promptly start talking about boobs, breasts, bras and hot girls in this week’s HOT CHICK NEWS! Toby Turner and Gabe re-enact a police phone call made by a man trying to get a woman from a one-night-stand out of his bed. Another big black MEGACRATE makes an appearance. YOU CAN WIN a console in a box by tweeting song ideas for next week with the hashtag #tobysucksatpodcasts Mombuscus comes on and sings the MOM SONG! We see her being adorable while listening to Depressing Song for the first time and we get to watch Tobuscus interact with everyone while on his best behavior. After the LootCrate toys, we get to see some of Toby's childhood toys, a tiny little rain jacket he used to wear, and some adorable vintage pictures of Toby when he was a little boy. We get more ALAN RITCHSON, who plays Raphael in the new Michael Bay Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie AND we see an old Donatello Ninja Turtles plush toy of Toby’s! MAD LIBS happens! And of course MORE FAN STUFF! Watch and find out whose stuff made it onto the show. © 2014 Tobuscus

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