Rosemary’s Ladies: A Horror Movie & Bad Movie Review Podcast

This week we watch another terrible “werewolf” movie. Molly apologizes to Jen for picking 2006 (or 2007), “Skinwalkers.” Join us as we discuss how many werewolves in the kitchen are too many werewolves, the werewolf and hawk buddy system, and how terrible these werewolves are at being werewolves. Make sure you rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll make into a shite werewolf.

Stats/info: 2006 or 2007, directed by James Isaac, starring Rhona Mitra, Jason Behr, Matthew Knight

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Finally, a good werewolf movie! Two thumbs way up from both of us. This week we talk periods, periods, and, well, more periods. Puberty is hard, folks! We also discuss lawless Canadian towns, awkward dog photos, and rainbow bridges. Rate and subscribe, otherwise we’ll pierce you with a used silver earring.

Stats/info: 2000, directed by John Fawcett, starring Emily Perkins and Katharine Isabelle

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You know a movie is going to be subpar when you can watch it in 10 parts on Youtube. This week we tackle 2007’s, “Blood and Chocolate” and it’s awful. From the main character who’s as boring as a cucumber or a wet sack of flour, to the parkour that Michael Scott, Dwight, and Andy could outdo, this movie sucks. Join us as we discuss the excessive use of the word “cousin,” why Hugh Dancy couldn’t of been Enlgish, and the fact that this would of been ten times better if the main gal was in wolf form the entire time. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll force you into the ritual run where you must make it to the river or be devoured by anamorphing wolves.

Stats/info: 2007, directed by Katja von Garnier , starring Agnes Bruckner, Hugh Dancy, Olivier Martinez, and Bryan Dick

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From development hell, please welcome...CURSED! We discuss the confusing nature of the werewolf law in this movie, like werewolves obsessed with blood, not having to defer to your alphas, and beheading werewolves that will catch on fire. The film decides to spend 12-15 minutes on palm shots, so we decide to spend 12-15 minutes discuss the hair flat ironing in this movie (heads up, it’s not good). Be sure to rate and subscribe, or we’ll...CURSE you.

Stats/info: 2005, directed by Wes Craven, starring Christina Ricci, Jesse Eisenberg, Joshua Jackson, and Judy Greer

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What happens when you put two iconic killers together on the big screen for the first time? Nothing good. This week we watched 2003’s, “Freddy VS Jason” and we have several questions, Ronny Yu. Join us as we discuss the effects of Hyponcil (not to be confused with Teamocil), who the flip flop killed Lori’s mom, and the gruesome twosome themselves, FK and Jay man. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll make you watch bad acting for 7 days and 7 nights.

Stats/info: 2003, directed by Ronny Yu, starring Robert Englund, Monica Keena, Ken Kirzinger, Kelly Rowland, Jason Ritter, Katharine Isabelle, Brendan Fletcher, Lochlyn Munro, and Chris Marquette

Hot dog, we finally got to this long awaited (okay, maybe only awaited by us) Zack Snyder classic. This movie gets inception level ridiculous, as we dive into not one, not two, but three different realities. Join us as we talk portal opening X-Men, gross hospital mismanagement, and Oscar Isaac’s beard game. Make sure you subscribe and leave us a review, otherwise we’ll dance our way to another reality and leave you there.

Stats/info: 2011, directed by Zack Snyder, starring Abbie Cornish, Jena Malone, Vanessa Hudgens and Jamie Chung.

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Well 'ol chap, we rather enjoyed this week's moving picture. For our viewing pleasure this week we watched 2013's, "Would You Rather." Join us as we discuss ways to express shock, the absolute need for a 100 year prequel, and being tickled pink and being grossed out by it. Make sure you taker and subscribe or well make you choose if you'd rather slit your eyeball or have all your teeth extracted.

Stats/info: 20013, directed by David Guy Levy, starring Brittany Snow, Sasha Grey, Robb Wells, Jeffrey Combs, Robin Taylor, Enver Gjokaj, John Heard, Eddie Steeples, June Squibb, and Charlie Hofheimer

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You may think we did this movie because it’s “not great” but the truth of the matter is, we’ve got nothing but love for this movie. This week we watch 2007s, “300” and loved every moment of it. From Gerry B’s braided rat tail to Lena Headly? Heedly? Headey’s uninterested facial expressions, right down to the Extra with a capital “E” Xerxes we enjoyed this movie. Join us as we talk about this CGI filled Ab Army and their woe’s. Make sure to rate and subscribe or you’ll find yourself kicked right down the Spartan well of doom.

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Stats/info: 2007, directed by Zack Snyder and Noam Murro, starring Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, David Wenham, and Dominic West

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Based on Clive Barker’s short story, we checked out Midnight Meat Train! We attempt to suss out if this movie was released in 3-D (it wasn’t), why the Subway Butcher grows barnacles (unclear), and what city this takes place in (New York City...or Chicago. Actually, definitely Los Angeles. Maybe.) Check this movie out for the some of the “human” names that were definitely aliens in disguise and every time someone cries badly. Remember to rate and review, otherwise we’ll see you onboard the Midnight Meat Train.

Stats/info: 2008, directed by Ryuhei Kitamura, starring Bradley Cooper, Leslie Bibb, and Vinnie Jones

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This week we watch another classic 80’s movies, “Child’s Play.” The build up took quite some time and the film was still trying to make it a mystery on who the killer was; news flash, it’s Chucky. Join us as we go over how terrible the cops are in this town, how many times the mom can say “Andy”, and Jen’s [now] famous Mac’n Cheese recipe. Be sure to rate and subuscribe or we’ll buy you a good guys doll that’s actually alive and is seeking vengeance.

Stats/info: 1988, directed by Lars Klevberg and written by Don Mancini, starring Catherine Hicks, Chris Sarandon, Alex Vincent, and Brad Dourif

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