Dispatches from Seattle

Today, the boys discuss Trump’s LDE at the RNC, fire, and our festering schools. Ethan hijacks things to talk about masculinity and Jason describes his kinships with the apes. Plus: who wants another civil war? 

Today, the boys discuss Trump’s LDE at the RNC, fire, and our festering schools. Ethan hijacks things to talk about masculinity and Jason describes his kinships with the apes. Plus: who wants another civil war? 

The boys are back in season two with intrigue and mystery to string you along for the whole season. Jason and Ethan tastefully discuss the passing of Herman Cain, the arrest of Steve Bannon, and jet-powered tanks. Plus: their endorsement for President of the United States of America!

The boys are back in season two with intrigue and mystery to string you along for the whole season. Jason and Ethan tastefully discuss the passing of Herman Cain, the arrest of Steve Bannon, and jet-powered tanks. Plus: their endorsement for President of the United States of America!

Ethan lost a dear friend last week and tries to process his grief healthily. (Rice, I miss you so much. You'll always be my fatty little lamb. I love you, little bud.) Also, Ethan and Jason talk about the nature of free will, Seattle's war criminal mayor, and chilling with serpents in the Garden of Eden. 

Ethan lost a dear friend last week and tries to process his grief healthily. (Rice, I miss you so much. You'll always be my fatty little lamb. I love you, little bud.) Also, Ethan and Jason talk about the nature of free will, Seattle's war criminal mayor, and chilling with serpents in the Garden of Eden. 

Rice the cat has recovered from being a bad boy and is now a very good boy indeed. Jason and Ethan talk about the Seattle Committee for Public Safety’s brutal rule over CHOP and why “human remains” are being found on the beaches of Seattle. They might even mention coronavirus. Plus: Ethan’s pot habit claims a life!

Rice the cat has recovered from being a bad boy and is now a very good boy indeed. Jason and Ethan talk about the Seattle Committee for Public Safety’s brutal rule over CHOP and why “human remains” are being found on the beaches of Seattle. They might even mention coronavirus. Plus: Ethan’s pot habit claims a life!

Ethan and Jason return to stoke generational conflict between millennials and zoomers when we all know everything's the boomers' fault. Do the kids like Satan? Are all millennials really alcoholics? Plus: Ethan rambles about some actors he likes! 

Ethan and Jason return to stoke generational conflict between millennials and zoomers when we all know everything's the boomers' fault. Do the kids like Satan? Are all millennials really alcoholics? Plus: Ethan rambles about some actors he likes!