Dispatches from Seattle

President Donald J. Trump has coronavirus, which is why you should wear a mask. We don’t wish him well. Ethan pines over pirates, Jason talks sea serpents and plausible deniability, and the boys sup at the well of irony till their bellies swell to bursting. Plus: X-wings vs. TIE fighters! 

President Donald J. Trump has coronavirus, which is why you should wear a mask. We don’t wish him well. Ethan pines over pirates, Jason talks sea serpents and plausible deniability, and the boys sup at the well of irony till their bellies swell to bursting. Plus: X-wings vs. TIE fighters! 

This past week, a grand jury decided Breonna Taylor’s life mattered less than a wall. The show takes an anticlerical turn as the boys discuss the hard-right Catholic cultist Trump’s appointing to the Supreme Court. Jason tells us the saga of Quark and Dump, Ethan gets radicalized by YouTube, and they talk about Stellaris when the news bums them out. Plus: we’re still mad at the worthless curs in the Democratic Party (and Mitt Romney)! 

This past week, a grand jury decided Breonna Taylor’s life mattered less than a wall. The show takes an anticlerical turn as the boys discuss the hard-right Catholic cultist Trump’s appointing to the Supreme Court. Jason tells us the saga of Quark and Dump, Ethan gets radicalized by YouTube, and they talk about Stellaris when the news bums them out. Plus: we’re still mad at the worthless curs in the Democratic Party (and Mitt Romney)! 

Along with 200,000 Americans, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg recently died. We contemplate the horror of a Supreme Court with a 6-3 conservative majority. Ethan says pack the court. Jason says why not. Plus: celebrities who kill! And for the record, Romney is a beta chump. 

Along with 200,000 Americans, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg recently died. We contemplate the horror of a Supreme Court with a 6-3 conservative majority. Ethan says pack the court. Jason says why not. Plus: celebrities who kill! And for the record, Romney is a beta chump. 

The boys discuss how hot sexy-ex-con-firefighter calendars would be if neoliberal society could get over its compulsion to punish. Ethan talks about the best movie he’s never seen and Jason warns of the coming of the ground ghosts. Plus: cats!

The boys discuss how hot sexy-ex-con-firefighter calendars would be if neoliberal society could get over its compulsion to punish. Ethan talks about the best movie he’s never seen and Jason warns of the coming of the ground ghosts. Plus: cats!

Under assault by duplicitous ad-blockers, Jason nonetheless delivers a stirring lesson on the nature and history of tulpas, while Ethan shares his thoughts on eating paint (don’t!). Plus: Is it better to have one boss alley cat who pisses all over, or dozens of ferals who also piss all over?

Under assault by duplicitous ad-blockers, Jason nonetheless delivers a stirring lesson on the nature and history of tulpas, while Ethan shares his thoughts on eating paint (don’t!). Plus: Is it better to have one boss alley cat who pisses all over, or dozens of ferals who also piss all over?