Dispatches from Seattle

It snowed in Seattle! Our fur babies had mixed feelings. In this episode, we quit the podding business and move to Hollywood. Jason complains about Republicans for once, Ethan delivers a lengthy lecture on the tenets of fascism, and we weigh in on the great debate: was Trump a fascist? Is the United States a fascistic country? Does it even matter what we call it? 

It snowed in Seattle! Our fur babies had mixed feelings. In this episode, we quit the podding business and move to Hollywood. Jason complains about Republicans for once, Ethan delivers a lengthy lecture on the tenets of fascism, and we weigh in on the great debate: was Trump a fascist? Is the United States a fascistic country? Does it even matter what we call it? 

America’s favorite blood sport culminated this past weekend. We barely talk about it because screw football! Instead, Ethan has dinosaurs on the brain, Jason discusses the finer points of pirate honor, and we fantasize about what kind of posthuman monstrosities we would be. Plus: do people eat guano?  

America’s favorite blood sport culminated this past weekend. We barely talk about it because screw football! Instead, Ethan has dinosaurs on the brain, Jason discusses the finer points of pirate honor, and we fantasize about what kind of posthuman monstrosities we would be. Plus: do people eat guano?  

Fake money burns and billionaires lose fortunes. Down with the stock market! Join us as we gloat over loser hedge funds and relive the glory days of drinking PBR tallboys in Parkland. Ethan puzzles over panzer waifus, Jason struggles with outrage addiction, and we get into antisemitic congressperson Marjorie Taylor Greene’s obsession with orbital lasers of the Jewish faith. Plus: DreamTalk!  

Fake money burns and billionaires lose fortunes. Down with the stock market! Join us as we gloat over loser hedge funds and relive the glory days of drinking PBR tallboys in Parkland. Ethan puzzles over panzer waifus, Jason struggles with outrage addiction, and we get into antisemitic congressperson Marjorie Taylor Greene’s obsession with orbital lasers of the Jewish faith. Plus: DreamTalk!  

Today, we talk lighthuggers, Ice Mendicants, Ultras, Stoner wedding ceremonies, and best girl Ilia Volyova. Our verbal onslaught continues against Anthony Fauci, America’s most powerful octogenarian doctor, and we complain a lot about calls for unity. Plus: arrest high-level planners of the coup attempt already!

Today, we talk lighthuggers, Ice Mendicants, Ultras, Stoner wedding ceremonies, and best girl Ilia Volyova. Our verbal onslaught continues against Anthony Fauci, America’s most powerful octogenarian doctor, and we complain a lot about calls for unity. Plus: arrest high-level planners of the coup attempt already!

Trump and his supporters made the weaksauciest coup attempt since Juan Guaidó. We talk about it. Ethan cackles and crows, Jason retains some semblance of humanity, and we try to set this event in the broader context of American empire, the punitive police state, and nuclear weapons. Plus: where do banana republics come from?

Trump and his supporters made the weaksauciest coup attempt since Juan Guaidó. We talk about it. Ethan cackles and crows, Jason retains some semblance of humanity, and we try to set this event in the broader context of American empire, the punitive police state, and nuclear weapons. Plus: where do banana republics come from?