Dispatches from Seattle

Today, we take an in-depth look at a home quarantine situation. A boomer’s family locks him alone in his bedroom—how will he escape? Listen to find out! Also, Ethan ponders secret societies, Jason dissects robot religion, and we discuss the best methods for harvesting alien space bats. 

Today, we take an in-depth look at a home quarantine situation. A boomer’s family locks him alone in his bedroom—how will he escape? Listen to find out! Also, Ethan ponders secret societies, Jason dissects robot religion, and we discuss the best methods for harvesting alien space bats. 

In another bleak episode, Thanksgiving is as canceled as Genghis Khan. This week, the boys remember they run a coronavirus themed podcast. Ethan fawns for Daddy Inslee, Jason despairs of humanity, and we all have a real good time. Plus: feelings on Seattle pizza! Wear a mask, stay home, stay safe!

In another bleak episode, Thanksgiving is as canceled as Genghis Khan. This week, the boys remember they run a coronavirus themed podcast. Ethan fawns for Daddy Inslee, Jason despairs of humanity, and we all have a real good time. Plus: feelings on Seattle pizza! Wear a mask, stay home, stay safe!

Joseph R. Biden, Jr. (do we have to call him that now?), has been elected the 46th president of the United States of Murca. The boys complain about how he isn’t a pure commie snowflake. And maybe about how the Democrats need to pull their heads from the ground and stop taking BIPOC and progressive votes for granted. Not being fascists isn’t enough, guys. Plus: Among Us references for the kiddies! 

Joseph R. Biden, Jr. (do we have to call him that now?), has been elected the 46th president of the United States of Murca. The boys complain about how he isn’t a pure commie snowflake. And maybe about how the Democrats need to pull their heads from the ground and stop taking BIPOC and progressive votes for granted. Not being fascists isn’t enough, guys. Plus: Among Us references for the kiddies! 

The boys wonder WTF is up with Dianne Feinstein. Jason extolls the virtues of necrocracy and Ethan explains why he doesn’t care if Iran is hacking the election. Plus: war, poverty, and the politics of deindustrialization in a galaxy far, far away.  Big, rusty spoonfuls for everyone! VOTE BIDEN.

The boys wonder WTF is up with Dianne Feinstein. Jason extolls the virtues of necrocracy and Ethan explains why he doesn’t care if Iran is hacking the election. Plus: war, poverty, and the politics of deindustrialization in a galaxy far, far away.  Big, rusty spoonfuls for everyone! VOTE BIDEN.

Jason goes on a long rant about the literal devil, Ethan talks about that one time he almost beat up a kid, and they speculate on Trump’s health. Also, Jason’s cheating on his demons. With rocks. Welcome to CrystalCast! Plus: how to kill your dragon!

Jason goes on a long rant about the literal devil, Ethan talks about that one time he almost beat up a kid, and they speculate on Trump’s health. Also, Jason’s cheating on his demons. With rocks. Welcome to CrystalCast! Plus: how to kill your dragon!