Dispatches from Seattle

Surprise—we’re back! We needed a break, but the world kept on turning. We return to shovel through the manure of our crumbling neoliberal order in a desperate search for content. Join us as we rant and rave about test-tube ten-year-olds, our recent forays into medieval arms, and Jeff Bezos in space. Plus: our Father’s Day gift list!

Surprise—we’re back! We needed a break, but the world kept on turning. We return to shovel through the manure of our crumbling neoliberal order in a desperate search for content. Join us as we rant and rave about test-tube ten-year-olds, our recent forays into medieval arms, and Jeff Bezos in space. Plus: our Father’s Day gift list!

Wherein SquadCast screwed us out of audio. We brainstorm ways to accustom bears to the taste of human flesh. Jason reconciles with his father, Ethan collapses under the weight of feline affection. Plus: season 3 is here! (It was more impressive and/or funnier before SquadCast lost our audio.) 

Wherein SquadCast screwed us out of audio. We brainstorm ways to accustom bears to the taste of human flesh. Jason reconciles with his father, Ethan collapses under the weight of feline affection. Plus: season 3 is here! (It was more impressive and/or funnier before SquadCast lost our audio.) 

We reflect on what we’ve learned, if anything, from a year of podcasting in the shadow of our dread goddess Rona (praise be unto her). Jason reviews Oscar bait while Ethan thirsts for fictional bad girls. Plus: we get rich in a galaxy far, far away! Just as soon as Ethan gets back from visiting his Imperial girlfriend in space prison. 

We reflect on what we’ve learned, if anything, from a year of podcasting in the shadow of our dread goddess Rona (praise be unto her). Jason reviews Oscar bait while Ethan thirsts for fictional bad girls. Plus: we get rich in a galaxy far, far away! Just as soon as Ethan gets back from visiting his Imperial girlfriend in space prison. 

We’re a week out of date because Ethan forgot to edit last week, but who’s counting? Except you, Dev. We've heard your complaints. Love you! Pfizer punched Jason’s V-card, so he shares the experience. Ethan relives the glory days when rent in Seattle was affordable to people who weren’t making six figures. And we reflect that more than half of a million people have been murdered by the Trump administration’s criminal negligence—I mean, have died of covid in the US! Plus: why the hell aren’t they vaccinating the dishwashers? 

We’re a week out of date because Ethan forgot to edit last week, but who’s counting? Except you, Dev. We've heard your complaints. Love you! Pfizer punched Jason’s V-card, so he shares the experience. Ethan relives the glory days when rent in Seattle was affordable to people who weren’t making six figures. And we reflect that more than half of a million people have been murdered by the Trump administration’s criminal negligence—I mean, have died of covid in the US! Plus: why the hell aren’t they vaccinating the dishwashers? 

Jason watched CPAC so you didn’t have to. You’re welcome! Turns out, the nazicons are up in arms about the alleged phenomenon of cancellation culture. Ethan gets canceled, Jason gets canceled, and even though he isn’t on this episode, Dev’s probably canceled by association. But it’s cool because CPAC is here to save us! Plus: actually, this entire episode is about CPAC. Jason suffered, and now, so must you!

Jason watched CPAC so you didn’t have to. You’re welcome! Turns out, the nazicons are up in arms about the alleged phenomenon of cancellation culture. Ethan gets canceled, Jason gets canceled, and even though he isn’t on this episode, Dev’s probably canceled by association. But it’s cool because CPAC is here to save us! Plus: actually, this entire episode is about CPAC. Jason suffered, and now, so must you!