Rosemary’s Ladies: A Horror Movie & Bad Movie Review Podcast

Week 2 of doll possession month brings us to Annabelle: Creation, the prequel to the not-so-great movie Annabelle. People are failing vibe checks, children are getting yeeted everywhere, demons are transatlantic teleporting, we don’t understand how the demon’s powers work, and Jen is impressed with none of it. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll put your doll conduit in a closet.

Stats/info: 2017, directed by David F. Sandberg, starring Stephanie Sigman, Talitha Bateman, Anthony LaPaglia, and Miranda Otto

Hellooooooo March! This month we’re going [doll] possession and opening up the theme is 2007’s, “Dead Silence!” This is essentially Night of the Living Dummy but with a little bit more Scooby-Doo action. Join us as we discuss doll lore, how to handle being sent a ventriloquist dummy, and slight over reactions to being heckled by a 10 year old. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll send Mary Shaw to your house for your tongue.

Stats/info: 2007, directed by James Wan, starring Ryan Kwanten, Donnie Wahlberg, Amber Valletta, Bob Gunton, Judith Anna Roberts, Michael Fairman, and Joan Heney

The viewers have spoken! This week we watched The Love Witch, an excellent 1960’s weird and witchy horror tribute. This week we talk white guy face blindness, carrying around piss bottles, and most importantly, what year is it??? Be sure to rate and subscribe or we will send you a witch bottle.

Stats/info: 2016, directed by Anna Biller, starring Samantha Robinson, Gian Keys, Laura Waddell, and Jeffrey Vincent Parise

Welcome to week 3 of horror romance month. This week served up some real lukewarm content with 2014’s, “Life After Beth.” It was one of those movies that didn’t know what it wanted to be and just tried to dang hard. Join us as we discuss mortician practices, zombie law, and the fact that this is a prime cast of actors but it didn’t deliver. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’ll be thrown into a lukewarm liquid of your choosing.

Stats/info: 2014, Directed by Jeff Baena, starring Aubrey Plaza, Dane DeHaan, John C. Reilly, Molly Shannon, and Matthew Gray Gubler

Happy Valentine’s Day to you and your zombie lovers/friends. We. Love. This. Movie. We did have some questions though. What’s the timeline? BZ? AZ? BZE? Who else died in Julie’s life? Should we develop a program in case of zombies to just give them each a kiss? Were R’s feelings for Julie real? Where did she get that weed wacker? In any case, make sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’ll never get true love’s kiss.

Stats/info: 2013, written by Jonathan Levine, starring Nicholas Hoult, Teresa Palmer, Analeigh Tipton, and John Malkovich

Welcome to February aka Horror Romance month! We’re starting out with 1998’s, “Bride of Chucky!” This one was a real delight. Who doesn’t love a woeful doll couple just trying to work out their relationship problems? Join us as we discuss granting power on multiple occasions, Jennifer Tilly’s iconic look, and Jen adding another actor impression to her repertoire. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll summon the power to curse thee!

Stats/info: 1998, directed by Ronny Yu, starring Jennifer Tilly, Brad Dourif, Katherine Heigl, and Nick Stabile

This week watch a movie full of choices, featuring the mother of all choices - Eddie Redmayne’s voice. Honeybee boys? That’s a choice. Human goo? That’s a choice. Roller-skating dog boys? THAT’S A CHOICE. We have a lot of questions, most of them starting with “Why?”. We did not enjoy this one, but at least space looked great! Rate and subscribe or we’ll come give you way too much confusing exposition about space law.

Stats/info: 2015, directed by the Wachowskis, starring Channing Tatum, Mila Kunis, Sean Bean, Eddie Redmayne, and Douglas Booth.

What do you get when you cross the story of Frankenstein, Bill Nighy, and gargoyles? You get pure bad garbage, that’s what you get. This week we watched 2014’2, “I, Frankenstein” and it was the best yet worst kind of trip we’ve taken in a while. Join us as we discuss the High Order of Gargoyles, Gargoyles fashion choices, and the superiority that is Bill Nighy. We take a quick detour into the lore of Pinocchio so...enjoy. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you’ll find yourself in the middle of a gargoyle/demon war with terrible graphics.

Stats/info: 2014, directed by Stuart Beattie, starring Aaron Eckhart, Yvonne Strahovski, Mirando Otto, Jai Courtney, and Bill Nighy

This week we watch the cult classic - Repo! The Genetic Opera...which unfortunately means you get to hear Jen sing for a full 45 minutes. We discuss the job description of Repo Man (Repo People? How many are there? How much do you get paid?), if you invite your jilted ex lover to your wedding, and how many secret passageways are in this house (hint, it’s at least 2). Please rate and review or next week there will be more terrible singing.

Stats/info: 2008, directed by Darren Lynn Bousman, starring Alexa Vega, Paul Sorvino, Anthony Stewart Head, Sarah Brightman, Paris Hilton, Bill Moseley, Nivek Ogre, and Terrance Zdunich

TW: sexual assault is mentioned in this episode.

New year, new month, new theme! This month we are tackling genetically engineered...stuff...We kick off this month with 2009’s, “Splice!” Ufda. This movie was WEIRD and not really in a good way. Join us as we discuss if Adrien Brody is hot, what the heck they spliced human DNA with, and the gross, gross, turn of events at the end of the movie. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll splice your DNA with a fish...or a dog...or a scorpion...

Stats/info: 2009, directed by Vincenzo Natali, starring Adrien Brody, Sarah Polley, and Delphine Chaneac

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