Rosemary’s Ladies: A Horror Movie & Bad Movie Review Podcast

Week 3! We watch Little Evil, a movie that is just...fine. We discuss clown licensure, if you were allowed to sit on the dining room table, our best and worst birthday parties (#GetHadesToMyParty). Everyone in this movie is kind of a terrible parent (keep your mouth shut, Wendy!), but at least they’re trying? Hop in your monster truck, jam out to some Rus, and remember to rate and review.

Stats/info: 2017, directed by Eli Craig. It stars Adam Scott, Evangeline Lilly, Owen Atlas, Bridget Everett, Kyle Bornheimer, Chris D'Elia, Donald Faison, Carla Gallo, Tyler Labine, Brad Williams, Clancy Brown, and Sally Field.

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Wow ok. Introducing this week’s movie...2020’s, “The Babysitter Killer Queen” which is basically just “The Babysitter” but 2 years later? 4 years later? We don’t know because this movie basically said, “f*** Father Time.” Join us as we discuss how we give more thought to the plot of this movie than the writers, corduroy suit fashion, never trusting a man in the wild with a banjo, and learning not to brag about seeing T2. Remember to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll sacrifice you for good nail beds.

Stats/info: 2020, directed by McG, starring Samara Weaving, Judah Lewis, Jenna Ortega, Emily Alyn Lind, Hana Mae Lee, Robbie Amell and Bella Thorne.

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For the first week of Horror Comedy month, we watched The Babysitter. It was...uninspiring. We check in with Jen for a quick Stanley Cup update, and quickly move into being generally bored with this movie. We discuss how this kid is just a normal twelve year old, Bee should have asked for better stuff from the Devil, and how Robbie Amell is just being a good parent. Be sure to rate and review or we’ll sacrifice you to the Devil in exchange for good hair and confidence.

Stats/info: 2017, directed by McG, starring Samara Weaving, Judah Lewis, Hana Mae Lee, Robbie Amell and Bella Thorne.

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‘Tis the final episode in our 3D horror month and what better way to wrap it up than with wind traveling death? This week we watched 2009’s “The Final Destination” and welp, it’s a thing. There is basically no plot and it’s just a bunch of Final Destination deaths thrown at you...in 3D. Join us as we discuss how you should never trust a man with a lucky coin, hear us sing the Blue’s Clues theme song, and how we can’t keep anyone straight. Be sure to rate and subscribe or you’ll have to go to a decaying race car track and face certain death.

Stats/info: 2009, directed by David Ellis, starring Nick Zano, Shantel VanSanten, Krista Allen, Bobby Campo, and Mykelti Williamson

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Week 3 of 3D month brings us to Jen’s favorite franchise - Paranormal Activity. And we have to say, this movie was not that bad! This movie tries (and fails) to explain more about the confusing grandma cult. This week we talk lazy grandmas, unimpressive Demon names (Looking at you, Tobi with an I), and our favorite time travel movies. Be sure to rate and subscribe or we’ll send you to the Ghost Dimension.

Stats/info: 2015, directed by Gregory Plotkin, starring Chris J. Murray, Brit Shaw, Dan Gill, Ivy George, and Olivia Taylor Dudley

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Week 2 of 3D horror week finds us diving on into the classic Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise with 2013’s, “Texas Chainsaw 3D.” This was a bit of a wild ride for Jen, who’s never seen any of the Texas Chainsaw movies so there was a lot to learn. Join us as we discuss a good skincare routine for leatherface (and our listeners), why Molly hates it here, and country hillbillies VS city hillbillies. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise we’ll abandon you in the middle of Texas with a chainsaw wielding retiree.

Stats/info: 2013, directed by John Luessenhop, starring Alexandra Daddario, Gunnar Hansen, Marylin Burns, Tania Raymonde, and Trey Songz

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Welcome to the first week of 3D month, baby! Prepare yourself for a month of garbage. This week watched My Bloody Valentine 3D, a movie with such unlikable characters, we found ourselves rooting for the murderer. We talk Jen’s love of the Miracle on Ice, creepy sex houses, and getting photos developed after the murders of a number of your friends. Remember to rate and subscribe, or we’ll eat your Valentine’s candy.

Stats/info: 2009, directed by Patrick Lussier, starring Jensen Ackles, Jaime King, Kerr Smith, and Kevin Tighe.

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It’s the finale of You’ve been Shyamalan twisted week! The people voted, so we watched 2004's, “The Village!” It wasn’t terrible but the end was flat like that day old soda you opened. Join us as we talk about M Night’s choice of old timey talk, the bad color, Veggie Tales, and how we can out twist Shyamalan. Be sure to rate and subscribe or you’ll have to sit in the quiet room.

Stats/info: 2004, directed by M. Night Shyamalan, starring Bryce Dallace Howard, Joaquin Phoenix, Adrien Brody, William Hurt, and Sigourney Weaver

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Week 4 brings us to a movie Jen is embarrassed to like, “Lady in the Water”. We attempt to understand the bizarre lore and mythology of Narfs, Scrunts, and Tartutics. Oh, and don’t forget the giant eagles! We discuss sub-pool grottoes (she’s got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty!), M Night casting himself as the messiah, and questioning if this apartment complex is actually just a motel. Rate and subscribe or we’ll send some Scrunts after you.

Stats/info: 2006, directed by M. Night Shyamalan, starring Paul Giamatti and Bryce Dallas Howard

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Week 3 of “You’ve been Shyamalan Twisted Month!” brings us to “After Earth.” This movie is basically an hour and forty minutes of Will Smith going to sleep. We both agree this movie would have been significantly better if it was a buddy/raptor movie. Join us as we discuss weird accents, nothing happening, and how Jen cannot pull it together. Be sure to rate and subscribe otherwise you'll be forced to smell the fear pheromones (gag).

Stats/info: 2013, directed by M. Night Shyamalan. Starring Will Smith, Jaden Smith, Zoe Kravitz, and Sophia Okonedo

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