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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

by The Irish Times

The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard.

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Episodes

‘I haven’t cheated on you in, like, 10 years, though – well, let’s just say a long time’

5m · Published 01 Mar 12:00

Sorcha asks me straight out if I’m having an affair.

I’m like, “Why would you even think that?”

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Honor rubs at the graffiti with a dainty, circular motion, like she’s applying foundation to the face of an elderly loved one

6m · Published 23 Feb 12:00

I haven’t seen Honor look this angry since the time she spear-tackled a woman who tried to cheat her out of first place in the sack race at the Castle Pork Dalkey Open Sports Day.

She’s like, “What ... the ... fock?”

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Sorcha goes, ‘I don’t need a 26-old copy of Cosmopolitan to tell me that I married the wrong man’

6m · Published 16 Feb 13:00

Sorcha says she’s sorry and I’m there, “Hey, it’s cool,” even though I’ve no idea what she’s even apologising for?

She goes, “Oh my God, I was such an idiot.”

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Our daughter came out of the womb with two middle fingers raised to the world. That’s not down to us

6m · Published 10 Feb 08:56

“If some wooden comes at you with a shank,” Ronan goes, “grab them be the wrist and twist it, then hit them at the base of the nose with the heel of yisser hand, driving upwards. Upwards – that’s it."

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'I’ve got my top off, and Réaltín’s looking at me like my old man turning his nose up at cheap steak'

5m · Published 02 Feb 12:00

So I’m shaking hands with Hugh and Marie Atcheson after our latest victory in the Leinster Padel Championships and the famous Réaltín – as in, like, my mixed doublesportner? – is just, like, glowering at me.

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‘Honor O’Carroll-Kelly is not the victim. She is a highly intelligent young woman from a privileged background’

7m · Published 26 Jan 12:00

Honor pretends to sneeze, but instead of ‘achoo!’ she goes ‘fock you!’ to the prosecution barrister

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‘How could the child of a mother who puts the mental into environmental action grow up with a moral compass?’

6m · Published 19 Jan 12:00

So Honor is lying on her bed, her nose stuck in her phone, presumably trolling people on social media, when I tell her that Hennessy Coghlan-O’Hara is here to talk about her case.

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'She’s hord work, my new padel portner. But the girl fascinates me. She’s like a female me'

6m · Published 15 Jan 10:14

Réaltín and I have an intuitive understanding that only great lovers, or an out-half and his inside-centre, could fully understand

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‘Ross, this was my sliding doors moment. And I made the wrong choice’

6m · Published 05 Jan 12:00

Sorcha has made an alarming discovery during her annual New Year’s Day clear-out.

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‘The Leopardstown Races, eh, Ross? A great way to blow off the old cobwebs after Christmas!’

6m · Published 29 Dec 12:00

Leopardstown on Stephen Zuzz Day is a tradition for the O’Carroll-Kelly men

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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly has 493 episodes in total of non- explicit content. Total playtime is 52:27:26. The language of the podcast is English. This podcast has been added on November 22nd 2022. It might contain more episodes than the ones shown here. It was last updated on May 11th, 2024 22:10.