Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

by The Irish Times

The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard.

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Episodes

The SUV Avenger has slashed the tyres on Sorcha’s cor

6m · Published 24 Jun 07:34

So – yeah, no – we’re at the recycling centre with a boot full of empty cans and bottles from a recent borbecue to celebrate Sorcha’s 43rd birthday and me having nine penalty points wiped from my driving licence on appeal.

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‘Bloomsday is God’s way of telling middle class people they have too much time on their hands’

6m · Published 16 Jun 15:00

I’m standing outside the famous Galloper on the Stillorgan dualler when Ronan rocks up. He’s as surprised to see me as I am to see him?

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There’s nothing like the school sports day to get the old competitive juices flowing

6m · Published 09 Jun 12:00

I have to confess to getting a bit carried away, and I stort shouting things like, ‘Eat it up, you pack of losers!’ at the other moms and dads

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‘I want to have – oh my God – everything done?’ Honor goes. ‘My chin, my nose, my forehead, my lips’

6m · Published 02 Jun 16:00

Honor has been walking around under a bit of a cloud ever since a dude by the name of Jonah – Wesley College, before you ask – friend-zoned her.

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‘I want to have – oh my God – everything done?’ Honor goes. ‘My chin, my nose, my forehead, my lips’

6m · Published 02 Jun 16:00

Honor has been walking around under a bit of a cloud ever since a dude by the name of Jonah – Wesley College, before you ask – friend-zoned her.

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‘What does Patrick Kielty have that I don’t?’ asks the old dear

6m · Published 26 May 17:00

There’s no mystery as to why they chose Kielty for the Late Late. He’s not 76 years old. His bodily organs didn’t come from a black morket doctor in Bogotá

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The old man is a focking embarrassment at rugby matches

6m · Published 20 May 08:40

The old man is on the phone, shouting at me in his usual all-caps voice.

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The two of them are staring at me like this is the worst thing I’ve ever done. It’s not even in the top 10

6m · Published 12 May 13:41

So we’re at a dinner in the famous Rochestown Lodge in – let’s be honest here – Sallynoggin, to raise money for the Seapoint Rugby Club U-8s Trip to Biarritz: Leave No Child Behind.

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Honor says Joshua just wants to be friends. Better than nothing I say, but I hate lying to the girl

5m · Published 05 May 15:07

Honor goes, ‘It’s because I’m not good-looking.’ I’m there, ‘Looks aren’t important, Honor,’ and I’ve no idea where I’m pulling these lines from.

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I’m the father of a 15-year-old girl. I think, by this stage, I’ve earned the right to embarrass her?

5m · Published 28 Apr 11:00

He’s, like, standing right in front of the gaff, staring at his phone. I throw open the front door and I’m like, “Whatever you’re selling, fock off before I call the Feds,” which would be pretty much por for the course in these ports?

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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly has 495 episodes in total of non- explicit content. Total playtime is 52:40:18. The language of the podcast is English. This podcast has been added on November 22nd 2022. It might contain more episodes than the ones shown here. It was last updated on May 27th, 2024 19:10.