Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

by The Irish Times

The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard.

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Episodes

Camino Royale: the second exclusive excerpt from the new Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book

9m · Published 16 Aug 11:00

This is the second of three exclusive excerpts from Camino Royale, the new Ross O’Carroll-Kelly novel out this Thursday, August 17th 2023.

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Camino Royale: an exclusive excerpt from the new Ross O’Carroll-Kelly book

12m · Published 15 Aug 11:00

This is the first of three exclusive excerpts from Camino Royale, the new Ross O’Carroll Kelly novel out this Thursday, August 17th 2023.

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‘Honor, there has to be a better way of trying to save the planet than this’

6m · Published 12 Aug 04:00

Sorcha is sitting at the kitchen island with her laptop open and a pleased-with-herself smile that I recognise from the Mount Anville Class of 1998 graduation photograph on her bedside table.

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Dude, you’re not allowed to just, like, shoot seagulls

6m · Published 04 Aug 11:00

So – yeah, no – we’re out in the old man’s boat in the middle of Dublin literally Bay, we’re talking me, the old man and Hennessy, and like the old man says, it’s just like old times.

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Father and son. From the same city. And we might as well be a donkey talking to a parrot

5m · Published 28 Jul 11:00

So it’s, like, ten o’clock on a Friday night and Ronan’s at the front door. He goes, “How are you fixed for the Oddle Arelint football fidal on Suddendee, Rosser?”

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‘We caught the so-called SUV avenger tonight, in the actual act!’

6m · Published 14 Jul 11:00

Sorcha smiles warmly at me – an event so rare that it’s actually worth mentioning. “I’m so proud of our daughter,” she goes. “She’s turning into a wonderful young woman.”

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People like us don’t get embarrassed. That’s how we’ve ended up where we are in life

6m · Published 07 Jul 11:00

The old man rings me at, like, two o’clock in the afternoon and goes, “Ross! You’re not busy, are you?”

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‘What if the SUV Avenger turned out to be your daughter, Sorcha?’

6m · Published 30 Jun 14:30

“Oh my God,” Sorcha goes, “they’ve struck again!”

I’m there, “What are you talking about? As in, like, what the fock?”

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The SUV Avenger has slashed the tyres on Sorcha’s cor

6m · Published 24 Jun 07:34

So – yeah, no – we’re at the recycling centre with a boot full of empty cans and bottles from a recent borbecue to celebrate Sorcha’s 43rd birthday and me having nine penalty points wiped from my driving licence on appeal.

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‘Bloomsday is God’s way of telling middle class people they have too much time on their hands’

6m · Published 16 Jun 15:00

I’m standing outside the famous Galloper on the Stillorgan dualler when Ronan rocks up. He’s as surprised to see me as I am to see him?

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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly has 493 episodes in total of non- explicit content. Total playtime is 52:27:26. The language of the podcast is English. This podcast has been added on November 22nd 2022. It might contain more episodes than the ones shown here. It was last updated on May 11th, 2024 22:10.