Mean Girl

00:00 - Intro 01:06 - Major pod announcement 16:40 - Crazy date story 36:40 - Summer fling 41:00 - One night stand etiquette 45:55 - Can you have it all in relationships? 58:08 - Engagements! 01:05:00 - Guys posting their girlfriends on IG SUPPORT THE SHOW! Pink Whitney: Take Your Shot with Pink Whitney Barstool House- SHOP NOW AT STORE.BARSTOOLSPORTS.COM Zola - Start planning at https://Zola.com

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00:00 - Intro 02:30 - Is this too intimate of a gift? 13:43 - Relationship Dust Theory 20:50 - Starting a relationship with an expiration date 27:57 - Love letters 32:37 - Can you guess if a girl gives good head or not? 35:50 - does ball size matter? 44:48 - Do you have a “list”? 50:00 -growing up is cool 01:02:42 - broken glass theory Hi Fam!!! Today we’re back in Alex’s apartment and have a whole list from traveling of topics and **lol**. First off is perfume an intimate gift? Random but relevant. Then we talk about everything from relationship theories to ball size and does it matter?? And ladies do you keep a list mentally or physically of people you’ve slept with? Guys… how many are you on? Tehe. And what happens if the glass breaks? Gotta listen to figure out what that means!!!! Our listener question is long distance and we give some tips. Love y’all and nope.. you’re not too old to go out! Just going to the wrong places. Support the show! Pink Whitney: Take Your Shot with Pink Whitney Stella Blue: Go to StellaBlueCoffee.com & use promo code “MEAN” for 10% off your next order. Shady Rays: Go to https://barstool.link/SRTangleFree and use code MEANGIRL for 30% OFF their Tangle Free Aviator and more. Better Help: Visit https://BetterHelp.com/MEANGIRL today to get 10% off your first month.

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00:00 - Intro 02:30 - Is this too intimate of a gift? 13:43 - Relationship Dust Theory 20:50 - Starting a relationship with an expiration date 27:57 - Love letters 32:37 - Can you guess if a girl gives good head or not? 35:50 - does ball size matter? 44:48 - Do you have a “list”? 50:00 -growing up is cool 01:02:42 - broken glass theory Hi Fam!!! Today we’re back in Alex’s apartment and have a whole list from traveling of topics and **lol**. First off is perfume an intimate gift? Random but relevant. Then we talk about everything from relationship theories to ball size and does it matter?? And ladies do you keep a list mentally or physically of people you’ve slept with? Guys… how many are you on? Tehe. And what happens if the glass breaks? Gotta listen to figure out what that means!!!! Our listener question is long distance and we give some tips. Love y’all and nope.. you’re not too old to go out! Just going to the wrong places. Support the show! Pink Whitney: Take Your Shot with Pink Whitney Stella Blue: Go to StellaBlueCoffee.com & use promo code “MEAN” for 10% off your next order. Shady Rays: Go to https://barstool.link/SRTangleFree and use code MEANGIRL for 30% OFF their Tangle Free Aviator and more. Better Help: Visit https://BetterHelp.com/MEANGIRL today to get 10% off your first month.

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HAPPY SUMMER!!!!! We’re in Charlotte live from worlds cutest bar. (And cramping: boys, it’s ok!!!) We laugh and talk all things summer confidence in this episode. First things first: tips on how to love your summer body. And don’t be fooled, we aren’t fully there ourselves. These tips are raw and real! Then we dive into 20s not being the best years of your life. Tough times are for the better, come out on the other side stronger and better. And then, a listener question that will leave your jaw on the floor. Let’s just say “his wife was there?!?!” Love y’all and yes, maybe the sex is that good. 00:00 - Intro 09:10 - Loving your body 27:35 - first 90% or last 10% of a bj? 29:07 - pleasure points 30:25- Finding structure in the summer 34:21 - You’re 20’s 41:40 - Should I be mad at my husband for doing this with my friend? 50:27- RECAP Would you stay just for the sex SUPPORT THE SHOW! Pink Whitney: Take Your Shot with Pink Whitney Stella Blue: Go to StellaBlueCoffee.com & use promo code “MEAN” for 10% off your next order. Betterhelp: Visit https://BetterHelp.com/MEANGIRL today to get 10% off your first month. Mamitas: Made with real tequila and only 95 calories – find mamitas at drinkmamitas.com or order on Gopuff.

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00:00 - Intro 04:10 - Caught him cheating? 13:30 - Nail salons 19:10 - Hot girl summer 35:45 - Intense dream break down analysis 48:40 - Dating older men 54:44 - 69!!!! 57:45 - They suck, but the sex is good 01:03:52 - Listener Question : Telling your partner they are gaining weight This episode we’re home at Alex’s apartment!!! Ready for summer. The summer of 69 (because *cough* this is episode 69) we start off with Alex’s airplane convo she had with a boy about his Nashville time. Then we discuss hot girl summer and what our plans are (or aren’t) we do a great derail about dreams, what they mean, and how the universe is on our side if you let it be. Signs come from everywhere and you have to read them HOW YOU read them!!! Our listener question is a goooooooood one… how / would you tell your partner if they gained weight. SUPPORT THE SHOW PINK WHITNEY: Take Your Shot with Pink Whitney FACTOR: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/mean40 and use code mean40 to get 40% off your first box. BETTERHELP: Visit BetterHelp.com/MEANGIRL today to get 10% off your first month. MAMITAS: Made with real tequila and only 95 calories – find mamitas at drinkmamitas.com or order on Gopuff. STAMPS.COM: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/girl. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!

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00:00 - Intro 02:45 - Playing games in dating 30:43 - Saving energy for your relationship 38:02 - Plane etiquette 51:47 - Post sex etiquette 57:26 - Post nut clarity Howdy y’all were in DALLAS!!!! This episode is fun in the sun (no actually the hotel room). We give a little update on life then dive into *PLAYING GAMES*. We so often say “don’t play games” but hear us out.. there might be a time and a place for them. Strategic GaMeS for a purpose. Gotta listen for that info :) Then, what’s better than a confident guy? And, do we ever settle for the safe choice in life when choosing a partner? *Slight derail to airplane etiquette* Last, we discuss traveling so often and how you handle that with your partner. Is there a give and take? We love y’all, happy almost summer!!! SUPPORT THE SHOW! Pink Whitney: Take Your Shot with Pink Whitney Mamitas: Find Mamitas Tequila Seltzer at https://barstool.link/MamitasBSS Stella Blue: Go to StellaBlueCoffee.com & use promo code “MEAN” for 10% off your next order. Zola: From “Just engaged” to the “Only thing left to do is say I do”, Zola is here for all the days along the way at https://barstool.link/ZolaBSS

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04:30- Wifey and Husband material 22:00 - Being excluded by your friends 33:50 - When is work an excuse? 47:35 - Owning it when you fuck upc 54:53 - Fireworks after the first time having sex 1:01:33 - handgasm We’re GOOD IN BED!!!! Like actually we are in bed and this episodes real good ;) we’re silly and serious today (what’s new) let’s talk wife material. What even is that? Does the limit exist? We hash it out today. Then we talk about the need to argue, admitting you’re wrong, and comfort zones. We have two scenarios we discuss from work being an excuse and making typos, to being the one friend left out. And.. what’s the one thing that’s a husband deal breaker and deal maker? SUPPORT THE SHOW! Pink Whitney: Take Your Shot with Pink Whitney Mamitas: Find Mamitas Tequila Seltzer at https://barstool.link/MamitasBSS Adam and Eve: code MEANGIRL for 50% off almost everything! Betterhelp: Go to BetterHelp.com/MEANGIRL for 10% off your first month

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TIMECODES: 00:00 - Intro 01:40- for the love of tits! 04:40 - Jordyn trip update 13:55- Showing love 19:45- peeing standing up and in urinals 23:00- Lifestyle vs. love 27:20 - rebounding 35:42- using lube!!! 40:10- uti a sign of cheating??? 45:50 - Is a guy poor if he cooks u dinner on the first date? 49:10- must haves of the week Mean Girls back from another bar episode!! This week we’re in West Village at Mad Morton’s. We get an update on the weekends from visiting a boy from guys love tits!!!! And they don’t care what kind. Lol. Then we dive into how guys have more opportunities to show girls they love them, and then girls will show the love back. Do you agree? Listen for more points (and counter points of course!!) next, we dive into finding someone who can offer you the lifestyle you want vs. the love you want. Can they be the same person? Is this just a girl thing? **oh and random but do guys pee sitting down on planes?** and then we dive into amount of time someone should wait before moving on from An ex and…. IS IT WET DOWN THERE? SUPPORT THE SHOW! Pink Whitney: Take your shot. Betterhelp: GO TO https://www.BETTERHELP.COM/MEANGIRL FOR 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH Mamitas: FIND MAMITAS TEQUILA SELTZER AT https://www.DRINKMAMITAS.COM Mascaped: GET 20% OFF + FREE SHIPPING WITH THE CODE MEANGIRL AT https://www.MANSCAPED.COM

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03:38 - Jordyn is flying out to meet a boy 11:18 - Ride or dies 15:30 - Going down on vageens 22:40 - “I Don’t Fuck No Broke Hoes” 29:35- Jack of all trades or specialist? 35:00- Nachos are for girls 37:00- Fuck boys 44:33- PG Sexting 48:42 - Mean Girl Must Haves OTW 51:15 - Listener Q: Do I share the bed or sleep on the couch? Today we are out in the New York sunshine on a rooftop! Better watch on YouTube :) first off Jordyn is going on a little trip to see a boy, we know you want more details but you have to tune in for those, obvi. Then we discuss how girls like you to go down on them and *why you should* and **how you should**. We dive right from there into Alex’s bar convo all about girls who hustle vs. broke girls and girls vs guys financial stability. Oh and do you order nachos? Apparently it’s a girl thing. And girls like guys who F u see k? Or, do they not? We debate. Our listener question is about etiquette for the first sleepover. LOVE U MEAN IT SUPPORT THE SHOW! Pink Whitney: Take Your Shot with Pink Whitney Betterhelp: This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/BHMeanGirl for 10% off your first month Mamitas: Find Mamitas Tequila Seltzer at https://barstool.link/MamitasBSS Julie: Go to https://JULIECARE.co to learn more. C4: Get C4 Smart Energy at https://C4Energy.com.Amazon and retailers nationwide.

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LIVE FROM OKLAHOMA!!!!!! So watch on YouTube :) we recap the meet up and why you should always put your best foot forward. *How you do anything is how you do everything* then why should guys shave their balls? Is it disrespectful to not? Then we share our first period stories, and is your cherry popped!!??? Next we dive into boys!!! Please go full send on the girls. We do love you back. And older guys wanting younger girls vs. younger girls and older guys. Oh the dynamics! Then our listener question is about staying in a hotel vs at the parents when you meet them for the first time. And the DREADED first poop. H E L P TIMECODES: 00:00- Intro 6:50- Do you shave your balls? 12:30- Be Real cheating red flag 17:00- going for your crush 27:00- popping cherrys & first periods 36:40- Dating with an age gap 49:22- Listener Q: Sleeping with your boyfriend at their parents house 54:10- The “Firsts” in a new relationship SUPPORT THE SHOW! Pink Whitney: Take Your Shot with Pink Whitney Phusion: Find Mamitas Tequila Seltzer at https://barstool.link/MamitasBSS Shady Rays: Go to https://shadyrays.com/TangleFree and use code MEANGIRL for 30% OFF their Tangle Free Aviator and more. Stamps.com: Set your business up for success when you get started with https://Stamps.com today. C4: Get C4 Smart Energy at https://C4Energy.com.Amazon and retailers nationwide.

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