Alchemy This

This, in fact, is NOT the family you want to introduce your new boyfriend to… Let’s get meta - As we get to know Doug Boehm and Rafael Britto juuuuuuust a little too well… Oddly, working at the Sex Shoppe is not as easy as it seems.

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A disgraced scientist’s tries his hand as a history museum guide… Citizens of a Television City, CA, would like a word with the town council… Lunchtime at a Rain Forrest Café, and one waiter is instantly weeded.

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A weekly meeting for those tortured by sharing a name with a known TV or film character… Simply put, the single worst construction crew ever assembled… Barely friends and barely 20, they share a house and none of the responsibilities…

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A seniors’ Bingo Night is run by the mob, but not well… A concessions vendor works the stands and buddy it ain’t pretty up there… They love when the leaves turn color in the fall. For the locals, they are the worst people alive.

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When a Texas family gathering reveals the patriarch is an ancient wizard, so someone should call David Blaine… A team of surgeons discover they operated on the wrong patient and immediately get to work on the cover-up… How can the last human worker compete and survive surrounded by Artificial Intelligence employees? Teach them improv!

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After sharing what they remember last, complete strangers realize they’re alien abductees in space… Dogs at a shelter make plans to escape… The return of Marvin McKuen offers insights of his past as well as his ability as a waiter. 

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Just shy of nothing gets settled when absurdly rich idiots maneuver… Old ladies, dumb-dumbs, assorted jerks and even BATMAN have do time at the DMV… This hospital is busy as any, but this one has a physician who cheated on every level of his higher learning and it’s comin’ crashin’ down today.

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LIVE SHOW from the Dynasty Typewriter Theater—Classic fish-out-of-water, when an Australia gal arrives at a U.S. college… The worst problems any family can face is waiting for you on House Hunters… A true democracy, respect for women, if not all aboard, and fairness throughout the day is not what was expected from these ol’ timey pirates…

Featuring: David Koechner

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Passengers onboard a ship to America in 1905 share dreams and fears… The rise up the business office chain of command is made easy for a pair of new employees because the competition is historically weak… We take it for granted that our pets don’t judge us. That ends today…

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Inept bank robbers seem like geniuses compared to those running the joint… The two baristas lives at this coffee drive-thru are simply more  oddly compelling than yours or mine… Sure, they took the oath to Do No Harm, but these doctors specialties suggest otherwise.

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