Church of Lazlo Podcasts

* The Chiefs signed a veteran wide receiver! That's it! All of our wishes have been granted!

*Your city does not have the third biggest St Patrick's Day parade, and there are a few more claims that need to stop being made unchallenged.

*PornHub has blocked access in Texas. Your state might not be safe for long.

*You probably have long COVID. I know I do.

*Utah Governor Signs Bill Encouraging Teachers to Carry Guns in Classrooms.

*The latest headline causing conspiracy theorists heads to spin involves the "suicide" of a Boeing whistleblower.

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*Snowcone's car is now mostly made up of bumper stickers, trash bags, and pieces of cardboard.

*Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes announce plans for new restaurant in Kansas City.

*When Lazlo and his boys have given up all hope of being able to watch baseball on tv this spring, the league has a serious problem.

*What are the odds that congress actually shuts down Tik Tok with this new legislation?

*Elon Musk vs Don Lemon

*Dozens of bands and panelists have backed out of SXSW this week because of Army sponsorship.

The story behind bizarre Aroldis Chapman groping video (nypost.com)

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*You don't have to be a fan of The Patriots to love the new docu-series The Dynasty on Apple. The Dynasty: New England Patriots — Official Trailer | Apple TV+ - YouTube

*Looks like Robert Kennedy is seriously considering Aaron Rodgers as his running mate.

*Is Kate Middleton in a coma? Is the royal marriage in trouble? Did a BBL surgery go wrong? Perhaps she got a bad haircut and she's just waiting for her bangs to grow back.

*The House votes to ban Tik Tok.

*The Innocence Project has taken up Scott Peterson's case.

*Slimfast still doesn't have AC at his house and now he has pantry bugs. How long can this guy keep his girlfriend around?

*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.

-Everybody Wang Chung!!!

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After watching the new Netflix documentary 'The Program' about those camps that people send their troubled kids too, we found out one of our longtime listeners and Twitch viewers, Phil, was actually sent to one. Phil was gracious enough to call in and talk to us about his experience

*Buying used can save a lot of money but it can also lead to traumatic flashbacks.

*The Oceans Calling Festival in Ocean City has a lineup made for Slimfast and he wants Lazlo to go with him.

*Caitlin Clark broke the NCAA all-time scoring record. Does this mean that she's in the conversation for greatest college basketball player of all time?

*Trump heads into Super Tuesday with the wind in his sails.

*South Florida doesn't understand how they became a spring break destination to begin with but they're over it.

*This could get heated. USA Today put together a list of the greatest Adam Sandler movies of all time.

*Thanks for listening to the podcast. Please leave a review, tell a friend, and join us each weekday on twitch at 2p central. www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo Have a great day and we'll see you tomorrow.

-Everybody Wang Chung!!!

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*Gyro is here! That's right, we have a guest in-studio this week and it's Lazlo's oldest son. We wanted to know what life is like for a modern teenager and Lazlo's son. We talk social media, not staying out until the streetlights come on, being filmed by classmates at school, and even a little baseball. We hope you enjoy the episode!

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